Tip: Use lye to dissolve dead bodies.
I can’t even believe the number of times I’ve seen friends just dump their dead bodies in a ditch and drive away. People, they rot. And then they smell. Plus the police almost always connect them to the murder. All you have to do is chop up the corpse and put it in a small industrial barrel. Fill the barrel with lye (which can be found at any home goods or gardening supply store) and wait about a day. The body will dissolve along with all identifiable attributes like teeth and bones and DNA.
Remember to cover every inch of the chopped corpse, you don’t want any loose fingernails or face parts popping up years later for Mr. Policeman to find.
Source: morrisonfilm
