• Garrett Murray: Oh, so last night I had a dream where at one point I met up with you and Sara and Evan and Matt.
  • Garrett Murray: And Sara was smoking. And I was like, "Um, what?"
  • Garrett Murray: She was so nonchalant about it, as if I was a dumbass for even mentioning it. "What? I've smoked for *years*!"
  • Garrett Murray: And in my dream, for some unknown reason, I just slapped her across the face.
  • Shawn Morrison: LOL
  • Garrett Murray: Like Cher in Moonstruck.
  • Garrett Murray: Just hard, right across the face. And she dropped her cigarette and just sat down rubbing her face.
  • Garrett Murray: And then I look over and you're smoking.
  • Garrett Murray: So I slapped you in the face.
  • Garrett Murray: And then I slapped Matt in the face.
  • Garrett Murray: But he wasn't smoking.
  • Garrett Murray: I was about to slap Evan too, but my doorbell rang and I woke up.
  • Shawn Morrison: That is the best dream I've ever heard that wasn't my own.
  • Garrett Murray: Anyway, Happy Friday!

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